Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
No offense intended CJ, it's one of my all time favorite flicks and I thought he'd like it.
THAT needed as rim shot if anything ever did.
That was more of a groan Randy. A dad joke if I've ever heard one.
Sorry if too political...
Too many to steal, so I'll just guide you to them all...
More ruthlessness (funny pic)
Thanks a bunch....did you happen to see OUR own MIKE KNAPPS's
Cartoon ....Small sweet Spot Chair?
UGH, David that's a helluva pun.
Groan! Love it, stealing it.
This happened during the recent Seattle windstorm:
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Dear, about that second floor bathroom...
Not that's not a Tardis, it's a Turdis...
add your own.
HAHAHA! "Training Fail"
OM fucking G!
THE PREACHER'S SON
An old country preacher.....had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects. 1. A Bible..... 2. A silver dollar..... 3. A bottle of whiskey..... 4. And a Playboy magazine.....
'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.
And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.'
The old man waited anxiously and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.
'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered. 'He's gonna run for Congress!'
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