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Today's humor

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. Denton

    Denton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

  2. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    KILT LIFTER?

    I have always liked Anchor beers & Rye Whisky
     
  3. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  4. Saurav

    Saurav Active Member War Zone Member

    On that note:

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  5. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    Where's David right about now? Maybe its sorta Dusty & Windy in Arizona
     
  6. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

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    You called? It's perfect down here. Kiltlifter is in the fridge.
     
  7. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    Just had my septic tank pumped. License plate on truck: ICK
     
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  8. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

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  9. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    lol, perfect for father's day.
     
  10. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

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  11. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

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  12. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    LOL
     
  13. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

    Just keep in mind that 0 & 100 Kelvin are still both dead by freezing. ;)
     
  14. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

  15. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  16. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  17. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  18. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

  19. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    An oldie but still a goodie:

    A Scotsman comes to the U.S. and attends his first baseball game.
    The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a
    few swings and then hits a double.

    Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"

    The next batter hits a single.

    The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers

    "RUN!! RUN!!".

    The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins

    screaming with the fans.

    The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.

    The Umpire calls: "Walk."

    The batter starts his slow trot to first base.

    The Scot stands up and screams,

    "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"

    The people around him begin laughing.

    Embarrassed the Scot sits back down.

    A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment,

    leans over and explains,

    “He can't run -- he has four balls."

    The Scot stands up and screams:

    "Walk with pride, Laddie!"
     
  20. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    For Mr. Knapp...

    this morning's Rhymes with Orange

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