Today's humor

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  1. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

    Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

    The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven." "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."
     
  2. CJ

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    An oldie but a goodie.
     
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  3. capsuleri

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    How I missed being a doctor!

    When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam
    to go to Medical School .

    One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS" into the name of
    an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.

    The rest of us are sending jokes!
     
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  8. DYohn

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  9. DYohn

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    I am so proud of myself today. I stuck to my diet and ate a salad. Well, to be honest it was mostly croutons and tomatoes. OK, just one big crouton. Covered in tomato. Sauce, covered in tomato sauce that is. With cheese, yes I admit there was cheese. OK, it was pizza. I ate a pizza. Are you happy now? You made me blow my diet.
     
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  12. DYohn

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    Among Robin Williams' estate were a pair of iPod Nanos, or as he called them, Nano-Nano.
     
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