Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
30 deg and snow on the ground this am.
An Aussie reviews a Mexican weather reporters work:
Aussie Commentates On Mexican Weather Reporting - YouTube
On a dark street one night in Manhattan, a young lady approached a man wearing a nautical uniform. "Please help me sir, I lost all my papers and I cannot get back to my home country". He replied that his ship sailed early in the morning and he would help her and it would only cost her a little love from time to time. He smuggled her aboard and locked her in a storage room below deck, keeping her fed and taking his fee, so to speak. Days began to turn into weeks when an officer noticed the man going into the storage room more often than his duties required. He went in and found the girl who explained in tears what was going on. Shaking his head the officer replied "miss, I have to tell you that this is the Staten Island Ferry".
From the recent event:
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing his invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the shit out of him.
This is for CJ
Thanks David, I almost spit coffee on my keyboard I laughed so hard!
@DYohn That girl is way too thin...
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