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Today's humor

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

  2. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

  3. capsuleri

    capsuleri Well-Known Member

    It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence!!
     
  4. capsuleri

    capsuleri Well-Known Member

  5. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
    “Twenty dollars”, she whispers.
    Bubba had never been with a hooker before but decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
    They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
    “What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

    “I'm making love to my wife!” Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
    “Oh, I'm sorry,” says the cop, “I didn't know.”
    Bubba says, “Well, neither did I til ya'all shined that light in her face.”
     
  6. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

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    [TD]A Touching Story


    A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.



    Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

    A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."

    "Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.

    As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."

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  7. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    :2tu:
    gonna hafta send that one on to a few people
     
  8. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

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  9. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

  10. Jack

    Jack Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    Brilliant, I am stealing this one !!!
     
  11. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  12. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

  13. Denton

    Denton Well-Known Member War Zone Member

    groan :crying:
     
  14. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  15. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  16. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

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  17. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

    Top Poster Of Month

    Going around FB:

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  18. Dan Driscoll

    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor War Zone Member

  19. Denton

    Denton Well-Known Member War Zone Member

    Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the prez: "The last time I saw hair like that I was 69ing a Shih Tzu."
     
  20. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    :lol:
    :blink:
     

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