Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence!!
Meet the Pheasant elect.
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty dollars”, she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before but decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
“What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
“I'm making love to my wife!” Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I'm sorry,” says the cop, “I didn't know.”
Bubba says, “Well, neither did I til ya'all shined that light in her face.”
[TD]A Touching Story
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.
As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
gonna hafta send that one on to a few people
Brilliant, I am stealing this one !!!
Going around FB:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the prez: "The last time I saw hair like that I was 69ing a Shih Tzu."
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